Q1. What is SAD?

   A: It stands for Scholastic Affective Disorder, a kind of “disease” suffered from students at the beginning of the new semester.

Q2.What is the symptom of SAD?

   A: feel drowsy, just wanna sigh, like hell to freak out, and just have nothing to say but keep walking.

Q3.What is the resource of SAD?

A:  No.1: An individual suffers from the insomnia at the midnight.

      Two: People should shoulder way to see the dishes, and then only to find the cafeteria has already be packed with BSUers.

      Third: An “internet”- jam caused by too many BSUers makes the net break down.

      D: While going upstairs or downstairs, people, with walking speed of 1 pace/m, u still are afraid to step on others’ heels due to the numerous heads ahead.

Q4.What is the cure for SAD?

  A:  A: Just try counting sheep, drinking milk, or taking pills. If they don’t work at all, just close your eyes hoping that you can still see next morning sun.

      Second: Take your lunch away…

      Three: Shut down the laptop and go directly towards the library.

      No.4: Just stand still and let others push you to move…

Q5.What is the typical LJC’s SAD?

  A: Well, it seems that it never ends up to her. She “enjoys” the “torture” till now-the very end of this semester, and keeps hitting herself with a hammer, cauz she feels so good when she stops doing so…

ps: 本文纯属自娱自乐，前4个Q是开学初写的，一直没时间发表，可见Q5的真实性。。。